Anonymous asked:
mfoundwonderland answered:
Who said Taylor’s a ‘cheating hoe’? I’m pretty sure it’s you Toes who swoon about how Getaway Car is about Taylor ditching boyfriend X to run away with boyfriend Y… or how Gorgeous is about Taylor flirting with Joe whilst she was still with boyfriend Z.
Just to correct you, Kaylor supporters don’t believe Taylor is cheating on Joe with Karlie. We believe that the real couple is Kaylor and Joe is just another one of her long list of beards. It’s a mutual agreement and lots of celebs do it. There’s also lots of proof check out @taytaysbeard to find out more. btw, what exactly makes the ship creepy? is it bc Karlie and Taylor are both women? I sure hope that’s not the reason.
Anyways, nice of you to call us Kaylor’s pathetic. You know what else is pathetic? their managements attempt of a PR stunt. Taylor has been out of the public eye for years even though she lives in the big city of NYC and is constantly having to travel to places… but SUDDENLY she’s spotted with her amazing bf Joe in the middle of the woods. Oh such luck!
You know what else? They’re HIKING yet Joe is wearing dark jeans that isn’t even practical for hiking (he can’t even fit his waterbottle in his pocket fgs). He’s also wearing nike shoes to fit the “Dark jeans and your Nikes” lyrics WHICH COINCIDENTALLY are lyrics to her song ‘Delicate’ …which COINCIDENTALLY has a new music video coming out in 2 days.
So call it what you want but to me it’s pretty darn obvious that it was all staged and she called the paps, again. They haven’t been seen together in a while so another pap sighting to feed the toes was long overdue. It’s for fans such as yourself to be excited about their non-existent relationship and to associate her song with Joe for the MV. It’s all promotional.
Nevertheless, I’m really excited for the new MV.
Have a nice day! :)
Well said👏🏼👏🏼
Woah. Anon, where’s this anger coming from, anon?? If it’s not reflective of your personal life then my only guess is that you are unsatisfied with this “reputation” era including but not limited to:
(+ Bonus Swiftgron scissors bc why not)
Taylor:
Lord, save me, my drug is my baby
Halo, hiding my obsession
And baby, for you, I would fall from grace
Just to touch your face
Fall from grace, huh? Like, a fallen angel?
Fallen Angel: An angel that has been cast out and barred from Heaven as punishment for rebellion.
synonyms: ame damnee, backslider, lost sheep, lost soul, recidivist
According to AZLyrics: This track was apparently inspired by Hozier’s 2013 track, “Take Me To Church”, with which it has significant similarities.
My lover’s got humour
She’s the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody’s disapproval
I should’ve worshipped her sooner
If the Heavens ever did speak
She is the last true mouthpiece
‘We were born sick’ you heard them say it
My church offers no absolutes
She tells me 'worship in the bedroom’
The only heaven I’ll be sent to
Is when I’m alone with you
I was born sick, but I love it
Command me to be well
Amen, Amen, Amen
If I’m a pagan of the good times
My lover’s the sunlight
To keep the Goddess on my side
No masters or kings when the ritual begins
There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin
In the madness and soil of that sad earthly scene
Only then I am human
Only then I am clean
Amen, Amen, Amen
And darling, you had turned my bed into a sacred oasis
Sacred: Connected with God (or the gods) or dedicated to a religious purpose and so deserving veneration.
synonyms: holy, hallowed, blessed, consecrated, sanctified, venerated, revered
Karlie about Taylor:
She should be an Angel herself. I mean she practically is. She looks
pretty heavenly out there. I’d say she’s an honorary Angel.
Taylor about Karlie: She’s a Victoria’s Secret supermodel angel woman.
Karlie:
A “pure coincidence“:
I hate when antis complain about us forcing homosexuality. Like, honestly please stop pretending that you aren’t aggressively forcing heterosexuality onto Taylor and Karlie. Please stop pretending that you aren’t aggressively forcing heterosexuality onto Louis and Harry. Shut the hell up.
So Taylor said about …Ready For It?: Basically, ’…Ready For it’ is, it kind of introduces a metaphor you may hear more of throughout the rest album, which is like this kind of Crime and Punishment metaphor, where it talks about robbers, and thieves, and heists, and all that. And I found that to be a really interesting metaphor, but twisted in different ways throughout the album. The way that’s presented in ’…Ready For It’ is basically, finding your partner in crime, and it’s like ‘Oh my god we’re the same, we’re the same, oh my god! Let’s rob banks together, this is great!’ And we’ll hear that theme carried on throughout the rest of the record, but not exactly in the same way as you heard it in ’…Ready For It.’
and Karlie said about Taylor twice: “Happiest of Bdays to my ride or die @taylorswift13 Blessed to count you as my friend/sis/partner in crime. Can’t wait to celebrate!” “Happy 26th birthday to my cookie baking, road tripping partner in crime. Looking forward to a lifetime of adventures ahead together. I hope you have the most magical day and can’t wait to celebrate together @taylorswift”
so like, lol. #confirmed RFI is about Karlie Kloss.
Hey, remember that time when Taylor captioned a picture of her and Karlie with Lyrics from You Are In Love? That was really cute.
I love how no one knows the real significance of September 28 to Louis and Harry/Karlie and Taylor, but we’re still all here like “GUYS!!!!!!!! ITS THE 28TH!!!!!! OF SEPTEMBER!!!!!!!!!!”
Hey, can we just talk about this again for a sec?
bc like this still gets to me. Like, a lot.
